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Environmentalists want Americans to cleanse their permanent vertical smiles with recycled paper:

My assumption is that a lot of Americans are more than ready for the environmental groups to stop riding their asses, to stop butting into their business. Of all the hot topics out there, this seems like a rather shitty one.

Okay, I’m done now. Yeah, maybe we should use more recycled paper for this inglorious task. But, I think we all also have an understandable desire to be as comfortable as possible when tp-ing ourselves. So I would be all for flushing this campaign.


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